Hey, Sack Pack

The 2017 season was a massive success culminating in an awards ceremony with all of the usual glitz and glam that you’ve come to expect from a league as great as The Sack Pack. A big thanks to everyone able to attend the festivities and to all in the league for making this season active and fun week after week. Although it is sad to see it end, take heart; the 2018 season starts this year. We hope to see everyone at the draft on Saturday, August 25! AWARDS The Happy Ending: League Champion: Lollipop Guild Second Place: Shady Bradys Third Place: Oakland Vaders Fourth Place: The Astrocats Willy Wonka: The Fighting Fistulas Best Bench (Playoffs): The Scumbags: 68.3: W Best Bench (Season): GO BIRDS: W13:81.46:W Best Defense: The Fighting Fistulas: 1006.88 Best Draft: Good Picks: Yahoo Grade: A You Got Boned: Planet Express: 1190.94 Bridesmaid: Amazons: W6:107.22 Frequent Shopper: Shady Bradys: 60 moves Get Low: Oakland Vaders: W1:46.9 Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: The Scumbags: 13-0-0 Leav...

Invitations have gone out via email/facebook. Enjoy drinks, dinner, and an amazing awards presentation.  Drinks: A splendid collection of BYOB  Dinner: Pizza in the fucking basement  Date: Saturday, January 20th, 2018, 6pm.  RSVP by January 12th, 2018.  Dress: Formal as fuck

 

Grats for Week 13 goes out to RG3POs, The Astrocats, GO BIRDS, The Fighting Fistula, Planet Express, The Scumbags, and Oakland Vaders! Six teams have finalized their season, giving us our final three teams going into the playoffs for Week 14. We salute RG3POs, Planet Express, Regis Island, Amazons, Snoochie Boochies, Good Picks and thank you for your dedication this season. The first round of playoffs begin this week with: The Scumbags vs Shady Bradys Backus to the Future vs The Astrocats The Fighting Fistula vs Lollipop Guild GO BIRDS vs Oakland Vaders Congratulations for making it this far and best wishes and luck to all.

Results are in for Week 8 bringing victory to Lollipop Guild, Shady Brady’s, GO BIRDS, The Scumbags, RG3POs, The Astrocats, and Backus to the Future. The Scumbags were lucky not to have met up with RG3POs in Week 8, but as we enter Week 9, The Scumbags has had to juggle around the usual lineup due to having 6 players on Bye. Currently with a projected 24% change of winning, has the luck finally run out? A victory this week will just have all of us muting this son of a bitch.

  And you don’t have to wait, because Week 8 starts tonight! Week 7 brought wins and losses, as is the way of fantasy football. Backus and Good Picks had a really close match. There were a few other nail-biters that came down to Monday night games. Amazons conquered the Vaders this week. Astrocats put some impressive numbers up. Planet Express wins to hopefully begin his traditional mid-season climb to middle of the pack. The Fighting Fistula return to a winning record, but no one cares about that. Due to some terrible scheduling, Scumbags retained their undefeated status. If only he had played Amazons... but alas it was not meant to be. CURSE YOU SCHEDULE GODS! HAVE WE DISPLEASED YOU IN SOME WAY? WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO TORTURE US WITH THIS REIGN OF SCUMBAG? Current Standings: At this point I would like to remind you all of the legend of The Violators. The fantasy season was 2015 and he was undefeated 7-0 going in to Week 8. He ended the season at 6th place with a Win/Loss record ...

  There you have the bullshit results from last week’s match ups. I mean, it was obviously good for half of the teams but damn... We were all pulling for Amazons but she was totally fucked by a trio of scumbags, Gordon, McKinnon, and of course, Gronkowksi. The Astrocats... well I kinda want to make a pussy comment due to them being cats and all, but I just can’t do it after what happened with Aaron Rodgers. They’ve taken enough for this week. Lowest score in the league goes to Lollipop Guild and if it wasn’t my fucking team, I’d be double checking that shit to see if they set a fucking lineup. Holy hell, that’s some sad shit, but still not as bad as the previous week. Get it together, bitch! Grats to Backus to the Future who pulled out the big win this week. No one did better. Wish he would have been up against The Scumbags... Standings are now looking like this: It’s fucking brutal that Amazons are 1-5. They have the highest points against of any team. That means that every week,...