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Six Sucks. Starting Week Seven

 



There you have the bullshit results from last week’s match ups. I mean, it was obviously good for half of the teams but damn... We were all pulling for Amazons but she was totally fucked by a trio of scumbags, Gordon, McKinnon, and of course, Gronkowksi. The Astrocats... well I kinda want to make a pussy comment due to them being cats and all, but I just can’t do it after what happened with Aaron Rodgers. They’ve taken enough for this week. Lowest score in the league goes to Lollipop Guild and if it wasn’t my fucking team, I’d be double checking that shit to see if they set a fucking lineup. Holy hell, that’s some sad shit, but still not as bad as the previous week. Get it together, bitch! Grats to Backus to the Future who pulled out the big win this week. No one did better. Wish he would have been up against The Scumbags...


Standings are now looking like this:


It’s fucking brutal that Amazons are 1-5. They have the highest points against of any team. That means that every week, the schedule gods are just dicking with her. And for some reason, they’re blowing the hell out of Oakland Vaders who manages to stay in second place due to having the lowest points against of any team in the damn league.


Here are the match ups for Week 7. Good luck and God bless GO BIRDS!


Set your lineups!

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