Hey, Sack Pack

  And you don’t have to wait, because Week 8 starts tonight! Week 7 brought wins and losses, as is the way of fantasy football. Backus and Good Picks had a really close match. There were a few other nail-biters that came down to Monday night games. Amazons conquered the Vaders this week. Astrocats put some impressive numbers up. Planet Express wins to hopefully begin his traditional mid-season climb to middle of the pack. The Fighting Fistula return to a winning record, but no one cares about that. Due to some terrible scheduling, Scumbags retained their undefeated status. If only he had played Amazons... but alas it was not meant to be. CURSE YOU SCHEDULE GODS! HAVE WE DISPLEASED YOU IN SOME WAY? WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO TORTURE US WITH THIS REIGN OF SCUMBAG? Current Standings: At this point I would like to remind you all of the legend of The Violators. The fantasy season was 2015 and he was undefeated 7-0 going in to Week 8. He ended the season at 6th place with a Win/Loss record ...

  There you have the bullshit results from last week’s match ups. I mean, it was obviously good for half of the teams but damn... We were all pulling for Amazons but she was totally fucked by a trio of scumbags, Gordon, McKinnon, and of course, Gronkowksi. The Astrocats... well I kinda want to make a pussy comment due to them being cats and all, but I just can’t do it after what happened with Aaron Rodgers. They’ve taken enough for this week. Lowest score in the league goes to Lollipop Guild and if it wasn’t my fucking team, I’d be double checking that shit to see if they set a fucking lineup. Holy hell, that’s some sad shit, but still not as bad as the previous week. Get it together, bitch! Grats to Backus to the Future who pulled out the big win this week. No one did better. Wish he would have been up against The Scumbags... Standings are now looking like this: It’s fucking brutal that Amazons are 1-5. They have the highest points against of any team. That means that every week,...

It looks like 2 of our 3 undefeated teams are projected to get a loss, and since two of them are matched up, it’s a sure thing that one will. But fuck those undefeated assholes. It’s high time they knew the pain of losing. Planet Express vs. Amazons and Snoochie Boochies vs. The Fighting Fistula will have one of each match-up break out of the 1-3 pack. Will GO BIRDS overcome the projection to maintain a winning streak or will Regis Island get that 3rd win? I don’t fucking know. Set your lineups.

  There’s been loads of complaints about injuries in our chat this season and this week is no exception, but regardless, we’re gonna have half of the teams win somehow. I am happy to report that as of this week, everyone officially has a win in the season. The other thing to report, which is kinda weird, is that half of the league has the exact same win/loss ratio. This week we have Snoochie Boochies, Shady Bradys, Oakland Vaders, The Scumbags, GO BIRDS, Amazons, and Lollipop Guild all cashing in on the “well someone had to win” card. Well except for The Scumbags who’s team actually seems to be doing well. Fuck that guy, amiright? Standings going into Week 5 are as such: